I'm not procrastinating.

Oh, well, a little maybe.

No, not really. Tis just that I don't have the time to fix this motherfucker up. I mean, I don't want to change the template 'cause I really like it, but it's very sensitive when it comes to links.

I need a new purse.

New shoes (been wearing the same since two years ago)

New set of pots (I'm poisoning my family with the old one)

A batallion of slaves that will take care of the move for me. And the packing, needless to say.

A techie who will fix this motherfucker up.

A liposuction. A personal trainer who will work out for me and give me abs of steel and an ass of fire.

A dildo. (I've decided to quit bugging Belendor and just enjoy myself. Literally).