Right here and know:

a) I'm eating an Instant Ramen Beef'n'Noodles Great Value soup. I'm a junkie for these things, it's a shame it's so difficult to get them.

b) Just found out that Arwen managed to clog the drain of the shower again (I don't know how, I cleaned it only yesterday, I haven't even washed my hair yet since I did) and left the clogged mesh sitting beside the godloved drain. The Drain Fairy (Yours truly, of course) hasn't quite made up her mind about cleaning it yet. I just shut the bathroom door and to hell with it. But you see what I mean? It's disgusting.

c) Can't find my lighter. (Just finished eating)

d) I found my lighter. Well, the kitchen lighter. I'm puffing away rather contentedly. Now I must find an ashtray. Wait...

e) Here. Ashtray.

f) I'm mildly furious with the world right now, being the mildness sponsored by my beloved Xanax of course. Alcove (Belendor's associate) just spoke with a high-rank friend of his at Marlboro, the one that recommended them in the first place, and it turns out the guy who's running the show has been robbing them. Fact 1: Marlboro appointed 500 dollars per show and 70 dollars per trip to each of the musicians; fact 2: this guy told them they would be earning 250 per show and 50 per trip. So, in conclussion, he's getting 3,000 per show because he's the producer and all, plus 750 he rips off from the 3 musicians, plus 60 from their travel-money. And he isn't even a good producer to begin with. Fucking faggot, I could just about kill him.

Note to all the readers: I have nothing at all against gay people. Quite the opposite; I know and love so many gay people I have somehow gotten to believe gay people are better than straight people, because they usually are more sensitive and besides most of them have gone through a hard time because of their homosexuality. So, when I find about any gay person has been up to some fuckery, I get madder than usual because I feel disappointed. Hence, I am ruder than usual. End of the note

So, the right thing would be that this little bastard was fired. But I don't think that will happen. Bad things never seem to happen to bad people, have you noticed? Most likely, B and A will end up getting what they were supposed to and will also have to put up with this sneaking incompetent asshole. Life's never fair, but at least they'll get what they deserve.

g) As of me, my work sucks, and I'm not paid half of what I should be, but things will improve soon. I'm almost sure about it.