Happy birthday to my beloved one....

Today is Belendor's birthday. I ought to buy him a present, should I not?

Mmm... Maybe if I downloaded some heavy-duty porn or something? I mean, he doesn't dig porn that much (or at least that's what he says) but considering we haven't had sex in more than three weeks and I don't feel specially horny yet (having your midsection cut in two is not what you would call sexy), he might give himself a little treat over some big breasted sluts...

I'll browse it over.

Anyway, we're having his friends over for dinner. They're having blue-cheese lasagna, a dish that sounds incredibly delicious and, at the same time, incredibly poisonous to my weakened system. Will I dare?