OK. I think I've figured it out. Look:


Above should appear a picture of Yours Truly as seen through a haze of smoke, as I'm generally found.

And below, a mesmerizing image of myself and my Fearsome Sidekick, the Lonesome Cow:


OK, now let me know if you can see them. That's what matters, after all. And yes, I am one big exploding freckle.