I had the most terrible dream last night. Then I woke up, cried for awhile, fell sleep again and had the sexiest dream I'd ever had.

It was a rough night, let me tell you. Both the dreams were really bizarre and kind of stupid, but you know how dreams are.

In my first dream I was in an interrogation. My interrogators were Det. Robert Goren (Vincent D'Onofrio) from Law & Order Criminal Intent and Horatio Caine (David Caruso) from CSI Miami. Now, in my waking life, I love both guys and I even dare say I have a little crush on them, but in my dream they were terrifying. I had kidnapped a small child and then killed him, and I had killed my partner as well. They knew it and I knew it too. They were breaking me in.

As I was trying to dodge their questions I had the memory of the murder fresh in my head. I couldn't remember why it was I'd killed the boy, but I could remember clearly putting a bullet in his head. Then, I had shot my partner in the chest. Now I had all the ransom money hidden away somewhere, but still I felt awful because I had killed a child.

Then my brother walked in. I could tell neither Vincent nor Horatio wanted him there, but they couldn't make him leave so they stepped outside for a few minutes. Corvux sat in front of me and said: "I don't know what you did, but I know you were right to do it. Just tell them about how poor your are, about how you've been without gas for three weeks and about how you want to go to Europe, and they'll understand. It's reasonable."

Then I started crying because I couldn't tell my brother I had killed a kid, I was too ashamed and terrified. He left before I could speak, and the detectives came back in. I tried to explain them how hard it is not having money to buy anything, and I showed them my dishes, which were all broken. But they were unimpressed, and told me I was going to die. And I kept crying, not because I was going to die but because I had killed a boy and regretted it.

Then I woke up, and I was crying. I went to the bathroom and peed, and I just couldn't stop crying. I went back to bed and fell asleep again.

This time I dreamt I was Rogue from the X-men, and that Gambit and I were in bed and having a blast. He told me he had taken a medicine that made him immune to my powers, so for the first time I was feeling what it was like to be touched by someone. And... I won't tell you the rest, but it was very hard-core and it made me wake up with a big fucking smile in my face.

All in all, it was a good night.