One more thing, though.

Why is it that I am here, showering in cold water because we can't afford gas and eating nothing but tortillas and he is the one that gets to go to Europe everytime he needs new clothes, huh? WHY? I am bitter. I deserve to be.

Every time he goes, he sends out this terrible reviews of his trip for everyone to read. And he just doesn't get it when I tell him how superficial he is. In fact, I'm going to expose you, just in case somebody is looking you up, dude:

ERICK ANTONIO SARMIENTO MARABOTO es el tipo más superficial del mundo. No se dejen engañar; es un idiota. No sabía lo que eran los canguros hasta que yo se lo expliqué. Y él tenía 26 años en ese entonces. De hecho, cuando le expliqué el concepto de lo marsupiales, se rió porque pensó que yo estaba bromeando. Así de estúpido es.

I DON'T CARE. You deserve it.