Uh... something's wrong with my computer and it's. freaking. me. out.

There it goes!!

And again!!

Wowie. Every five seconds or so, with no regular pattern, a window appears on the screen for a millisecond, and it says, "downloading files". It looks as though the machine has the *hiccups*. Like this.I don't know if I did something wrong, or if there's a hacker inside my machine (literally) and it's going to tell me it's *hiccup* going to blow up in any se*hiccup*con*hiccup*d. Seriously, I'm not exaggerating; I'm inserting a *hiccup* every time it happens. *hiccup**hiccup*

Weird*hiccup*, dude. I don't know what to do. Should I restart*hiccup* the ma*hiccup*chine *hiccup* or whafuck? I didn't do anything unusual, did I?

It stopped.
*hiccup* No it didn't. False alarm. *hiccup* Can computers *hiccup* get *hiccup*, I w*hiccup*onder? I'm not very mach*hiccup*ine knowledgable, but I think not.

YO!!!

And now it's switching me from*hiccup* window to window! Help meee!

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Stopped. I closed the other blog I was reading, and it stopped.

.....

Yeah, it stopped. Whew, that was weird.

And that particular blogger always inspires posts like this from me. Latin-surreal. Y la necesidad de poner pedo, chinga, joda, caga, concha y cabrón. Que te joda la concha de la lora y que te folle un pez, boludo. Mi faceta argentina latina etcéteras. And I'm going to leave it like that and so be it.

And all of a sudden I felt the need for some hard drug. Should I call Belendor and ask him to bring some home?