Okay, okay, after considering it carefully, I've come up with three men who I consider my friends and have never been anywhere near my chambers.

1. My brother, Corvux, who is definetly one of my best friends in the whole wide world, even if he's a major pain in the ass.

2. Belendor's associate, Alcove.

3. Phoenix, Arwen's ex-boyfriend.

Only three, but that's something. There was a moment I thought I *really* was the slut from hell.

On other news, I couldn't sign in in the university on friday. There was some problem with my papers. I'm mildly taken aback. I guess I'll still be able to get in, but they'll make me beg for it.