Email in my inbox: Gabriela, you were the top-scorer on Emode's IQ test! Now you can get your personalized IQ Report for FREE!!!!

Me: Oh goodie, goodie! *clicks on ad*

Emode: Oh, Gabriela, you're so smart we're going to give you this for FREE, because we're fucking IMPRESSED!

Me: Oh goodie! *enters email, password*

Emode: Gabriela, we've been thinking you should be made QUEEN OF THE WORLD, that's how SMART you are.

Me: Oh goodie! *clicks on Get FREE IQ Report*

Nothing.

Emode: *Ahem*

Me: Whafuck?

Emode: You see, Gabriela, we still need your credit card number.

Me: Oh?

Emode: You see, without the credit card number, we can't give you nuthin, Gabriela.

Me: Oh.


How smart do you think I feel now?