way too much coffee

wow. I'm still a disaster zone, but hell man, look at this:

Hello, my name is Annie, I HAVE BEEN MARRIED TO MY HUSBAND FOR 29 YEARS, HIS NAIL BITING HAS FINALLY DRIVEN ME RIGHT OVER THE EDGE WE cannot GO TO A MOVIE, WATCH TELEVISION, VISIT WITH FRIENDS NOTHING WITHOUT HIM CHEWING, BITING KNOWING HIS NAILS. I DO NOT THINK I HAVE ENJOYED WATCHING TV WITH HIM FOR AT LEAST 20 YEARS, I LOVE THIS MAN TO DEATH BUT HE IS MAKING ME A NERVOUS WRECK, I HAVE TALKED WITH OUR FAMILY DOCTOR ABOUT THIS AND HE HAS SUGGESTED DRUGS FOR HIM STATING IN PLAIN TERMS HE IS A HEAD CASE, PLEASE HELP DRUGS ARE NOT THE ANSWER. HE ALSO CHEWS HIS FACIAL HAIR AS WELL. HOPE YOU CAN HELP.

someone should slip this lady a xanax. top five dedicated to her:

1. I used to love her, but I had to kill her -- gunsn'freakin roses
2. ball and chain -- janis freakin' joplin
3. old habits die hard -- mick freakin' jagger
4. you're just too good to be true -- frakin'frankie valli encoring
5. you're gorgeous -- babyfreakinbird